Millions of women around the world have at some point in their lives been personally affected by the dreaded camel toe. Once only an unfortunate repercussion of tight pants choice, camel toe has spread like a herpes epidemic amongst young women aged 15-30, mostly due to members of this group’s propensity for wearing leggings as pants. There have been breakthroughs in fashion-science in coming up with a workable, wearable, and playable type of leggings that’s just a little bit more casual. The good people at mega-retail conglomerates like Walmart and Target have thankfully come up with something called jeggings - you’ve probably seen Coco strutting a pair on TV:
But will there ever be a solution for the dreaded camel toe? Well ladies, I have good news! The brilliants minds of Saturday Night Live have patented an anti-camel toe device that I think will revolutionize the way we live. Just check out their commercial: SNL Commercial Camel Tame
Still unconvinced that Camel Tame is the answer to all our prayers? Then I guess you are an evil, splay-footed gremlin and no one likes you!!
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