Dating was not meant for bananas, and here is why (Part 2)

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Playing games to the Purple Banana means hopscotch and Tetris, NOT the sexual bee dance. Have you ever played the game? It’s the one where you say something which has a hidden meaning, and he says something which has a hidden meaning, than you, than him, than you again until both have no idea what either one actually means. Possible side effect: you end up with a ton of BBM or text messages that make no sense when re-read weeks later, and nothing came of it except an occasional “Hey, what ya doin?” But on the other hand your thumbs get a good workout. 

I don’t like playing the game, probably because I hate waiting around till finally he tells me what’s really on his mind. If it’s a quickie you want then for god’s sake man why don’t you say so!