Dating was not meant for bananas, and here is why (Part 4)

Who will come out victorious?

The Purple Banana ripe too easily. If you squeeze me the wrong way, I will bruise. Take whatever double entendre from this you will.

One of the commonly held beliefs about banana-like people is that they are head-strong, sometimes foolish, creatures who act first and think later; who can dish out honesty and prefer a heapin’ helpin’ of the same; who don’t take crap from people; who suffer from chronic verbal diarrhea; and, who have impenetrable armours that hardly come down. Let me take this opportunity to set the record straight about bananas: we are like panda bears in that we appear very simply monochromatic on the outside, but inside is rich gooey vulnerability that once revealed leaves us very exposed. We love to fight yes, but that’s only because we are easily incensed. We feel too much. And we are worse when in a bunch.